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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell
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kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore
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mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via touchingtennantshair)

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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via touchingtennantshair)

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dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

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chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf, via pizza)

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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hinauchi:

I awwed out loud
omg

i awwed out loud before i read the comment.
Tumblr Themes elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
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ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)

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unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via pizza)

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(via cumber-bitches)

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